Saturday 26 November 2016

I am not the ‘I’ in illusion

I am not the ‘I’ in illusion,
I am the ‘I’ in imagination,
There is a difference…
The illusory moment is the painted house
On a billboard,
The CGI of orcs being slaughtered,
The rabbit out of the hat
And the words of politicians.

Friday 25 November 2016

Malevolent the Maelstrom

Malevolent the Maelstrom


A lone howl echoed up the side of Mount Kali-ni-cos, quickly joined by another, and another, until an unearthly chorus of 37 howling wolves filled the air, making the thick fog even more sinister for the stooped figure slowly reaching the foot of the mountain.
The howling abruptly stopped as a large metal bin, accompanied by angry shouting, was hurled down into the middle of the wolves scattering them down the slope. The bin came from a cave halfway up the mountainside; hidden from view but not difficult to find if you followed any of the well-trodden paths that led straight up to it.
A timber door covered the cave’s entrance and inside it was dark and silent until a slow, quiet, tinkling sound grew louder and louder, until it sounded like a raging storm.
*There’s a man approaching Mr Vent.*I know, I’ve got two ears as well and they’re bigger than yours. Who is it?
*A man with a goat. *excellent-you can make goat curry like when I got those 30 goats as tribute.
*Shouldn’t you be getting into your costume then?
*It’s not a costume, they’re my wizard’s robes, you midget.
They were indeed wizard’s robes, for the man speaking was none other than Malevolent the Maelstrom (not the name his parents had given him of course), a notorious and much feared sorcerer whose name was used to scare children into their beds and small furry animals into their burrows.